This is the worst thing I've seen in a long time
This is the worst thing I've seen in a long time
Fantastically eerie! I was nervous even though it's just a little square. Excellent use of atmosphere. Ending was a little lacking, just a bit of clarity would be nice.
Overall this is a brilliant piece of work and in just 48 hours! You are a good story teller
Ho ho ho very funny
Finally something origional!
Awesome game, but every ending is depressing, not as much of a choice as I'd hoped.
Bad controls
I'm sure this will get deleted like every review which doesn't ass lick these days, but I'll press on regardless.
I am not the first, and shall not be the last person to say the controls are so awful it renders the game frustrating and unplayable. I mean, you must have played this while you built it and realised the controls were awful. Even if you did oversee this because you were too close to the project, surely someone tested it? It's not like it's something difficult to spot, within 5 levels I was already screaming at the computer and within 10 I was in the corner crying and muttering to myself.
Missed some biggies
Missed some big quotes there my friend. "Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"
Guess you could say i was a little 'rusty' there. LOLOLOLOL.
Thanks for the review
~ Z
Very bad controls for a outdated game
The graphics were not good to look at, I apreciate you're trying to be clever by making it look old, but it just doesn't fit.
The sound is obviously awful, very grindy, something softer on the ears would have been better.
The controls were the worst thing about it, they were so counter-intuitive it's
unbelievable.
The gameplay is really dull and fiddly. I spent a long time on early levels and I had to do a very fiddly bit of controlling which didn't feel smooth. This isn't helped by the poor controls.
All things considered, in my opinion, this is not a good game at all, it needs the outlined issues addressed. That being said, it's clearly had a lot of promotion behind it so it will undoubtably make you a few quid based on that.
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